Here are some of my favorite search queries that have led people to my blog. They are funny and disturbing.
1) Footballs in vaginas – Ouch! Why? I bet half of you are just curious enough to go look for videos.
2) Fuck whole world – Bad day? This blog could make it better or worse!
3) underwear with penis on inside – is there underwear with penis on the outside?
4) little kids dick – Ummm–disturbing.
5) Caillou cake ideas – Ha! I doubt this person liked my opinion of Caillou. If I made a Caillou cake, it would only be so I could stick in a knife.
6) slut tips – That would have all been archived in my pre-mommy blog.
7) penis covered in glitter – it still won’t be pretty. I promise.
8) vagina doorbell – how I feel about this depends on if we are talking about a vagina for one’s door or a bell for one’s vagina.
9) if you fuck a girl in her ass can it hurt her – I feel sorry for the girl with the person responsible for this search.
10) hot sexy mermaids touching there boobs naked – I know! Can you believe the grammar error?
11) fb status getting so weird dat dat day is nt far wen people will update dat they r fucking – I need my decoder ring but I think this person may be trying to make a good point.
12) can i get a humorous story using these following word’s? sarcastic, laughable, mocking, hysterical, cute, amusing, outburst, titter, groan, and smile? – This may be one of my favorites. Though, I can swear that I have never used the word ‘titter’.
This is just a glimpse of what search terms people use that land them here. Look for this to be a series. I don’t understand how most of these searches result in this website but they do, which gives me a vivid glimpse of what kind of crazy is out there!