Maybe I am still a bit hormonal or oversensitive but I want people to STOP telling me, “You look good for having just had a baby”. To me, it is the same as saying, “You look like fat dog shit but it’s okay because you just had a baby”. I know I look like shit. I haven’t brushed my hair in weeks. I haven’t lost even a portion of the baby weight and I haven’t slept since the second trimester. You don’t have to try to convince me I look decent, especially when you are so horrible at it, you basically tell me I look like ass.
Moving on–I have been telling my husband over and again, I would really appreciate him taking on the laundry, including folding and putting away (the steps he ALWAYS ignores), on his days off. Number Four has proved to be more than a bit overwhelming, especially when coupled with a busy toddler. I have never been up for any awards for housewife of the year but the house seems to have gone to hell in a handbasket since the latest arrival. So, the other day, the hubs has a day off and he decides he is going to roll up his sleeves and help me get some shit in order. The garage. I shit you not. He spent all fucking day organizing the muthafucking garage. It looks immaculate but what the shit am I supposed to do with a clean garage? I might be pissed about that one for a while.
Finally–When you call a doctor and tell them that your child has been coughing and congested and they ask, “Does he/she have a temperature”? Well, I sure as shit hope so! I would think not having a temperature would indicate that one was a bit late with the call to the doctor. I am just sayin’